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Scorched Earth Policy

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.
"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"
by John September 15, 2004
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Tango Yankee

thank you. Etymology: "tango" is radio dispatcher code for the letter T, and "yankee" is radio dispatcher code for the letter "Y."
"tango Yankee, i really like these socks you gave me"
by John May 14, 2004
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x slap

x stands for the first letter in your name and slap is for slapping a girl in the face with your penis
"Ya, last night kayla was blowing me, then i pulled it out and j slapped her."
by john April 25, 2004
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Dave Mustaine

The man behind Megadeth. Formed Megadeth after he was kicked out of Metallica for drug abuse. He was both the lead guitarist and lead vocalist of Megadeth, until he injured the nerves in his arm and Megadeth disbanded without him.
Dave Mustaine is a great thrash guitarist and a "born-again christian".
by John July 16, 2008
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of the hizzle

by John August 5, 2003
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impostorphobia

I feel sus. I have impostorphobia
by John June 17, 2021
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snap

A word used to express a feeling of excitement generated during an unexpected or impressive event. The meaning of the word depends on its context and can range from disappointment to extreme satisfaction. The versatility of this work enables it to be used several times in a single conversation.
1. "Oh, snap the hoods on fire"
2. "Check out the jelly shake'n on her as she drops it to the floor...snap!"
3. "I was like 'snap' when I saw them rolling this waY"
by John February 2, 2004
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