lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

motherland

motherland also known as russia the communist place where stalin the bastard ruled and killed 20 millions people oh well sucks for the Russians

John: Are you gay?
D-money: NO
John: Hey where are you from D-money?
D-money: I'm from the motherland
John: Oh So you MUST be gay then

by john May 13, 2005

gooberxxxzzz

a god like being. praised by all as the supreme being. better than everyone else. ultimate destroyer of people.

gooberxxxzzz destroyed that wtran and jrichmond over there with pure power. OMFG

by john May 06, 2005

bus head

Someone with a very large head.

Get out of my face, bus head.

by John September 02, 2004

Kwasi Emfumi

a dumb nigger, just like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

Kwasi Emfumi is a stupid nigger.

by John December 03, 2003

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 04, 2004