John's definitions

S a D

To Suck a Dick. See D Lover

Jake, why don't you just go S a D

by John December 1, 2003

suck wind

to be out of breath because of running so you are breathing heavily

The running back was sucking wind after his 86 yard touchdown run because he was out of shape.

by John November 16, 2004

capital

essential to success; see key

Joe: I brought 4 cases of beer.
Nick: Capital.

by John March 8, 2004

naffa

A Big fat guy who is at an adult age who still lives with his mum and smokes weed. Also has ginger hair

Damn you dont wanna be like that guy naffa

by John January 1, 2005

Scorched Earth Policy

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.

"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"

by John September 15, 2004

of the hizzle

of the hook

of the hizzle fo' shizzle

by John August 5, 2003

gordon cheng

to be or to resemble a panty sniffer; one who sniffs panties all day while playing with his wang

Damn is that a gordon cheng?

My god, he's doing a gordon cheng

by john November 10, 2004