fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005

dirt nap

to be dead

Where's grandma?
Taking a dirt nap.

by John March 06, 2003

townie

A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.

Typical townie - grunger convo:

Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up

by John March 15, 2004

The Other Internet

Everything and nothing of the internet.

theotherinternet is full of shit and something special

by John March 05, 2004

meetspot

On line community free or charge

I joined Meetspot, so should you!

by John August 22, 2003

tokuda

a man who has an infatuation with brad pitt

Mr. Tokuda: "In order to first understand the proper network capabilities of the server capacity you must first look at this naked picture of Brad Pitt that I will put up on the big screen. Don't ask why."

by john February 22, 2005

quilly

incredible sexiness

i am so quilly she passed out

by john October 08, 2003