John's definitions

Shinky

Someone who smokes excessive amounts of Cannibus and who has hippie like shaggy hair, and eyes are slanted based off the racist term "chinky" from the eastern-asians.

Kyle your one shinky eyed hippie sonuvabitch!

by John March 14, 2004

bunny rabbit

1.A small fluffy mammal
2.Name given to a women who is sexually atractive
3.Nick name given to the leading star in the film "8 Mile".

1. I set my dog on bunny rabbits
2. Sarah is a bunny rabbit
3. Bunny rabbit is played by a hypocritical wigger named eminem who contridicts his last song with every new song he makes.

by John March 22, 2003

TMTYF

Comes from a Marilyn Manson track. Means a man that is hated by everyone, but lives his life with no regret.

Man can you stop doing a TMTYF on me!!

by John November 3, 2004

tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

by John January 13, 2009

Newbury Park

A city full of rich white republicans. The epitome of the California lifestyle. The Parents are all doctors, lawyers and surgeons, and their kids all drive BMW's and Range Rovers. Some kids pretend to be poor and emo, and buy black clothes from Nordstrom, but at the end of the day, they get in their Jaguar, and drive to their mansion in Dos Vientos Ranch.

Look their goes Victoria in the new mercedes her parents bought her for her 16th birthday, damn I wish I lived in Newbury Park.

by John May 13, 2004

suck wind

to be out of breath because of running so you are breathing heavily

The running back was sucking wind after his 86 yard touchdown run because he was out of shape.

by John November 16, 2004

capital

essential to success; see key

Joe: I brought 4 cases of beer.
Nick: Capital.

by John March 8, 2004