Melon Farmer

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.

(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!

by BFG December 06, 2003

new york minute

Very quick amount of time...noted by NYC's fast pace

When the J-Lo song came on the radio, he turned the station in a New York Minute

by BFG December 06, 2003

hater

Overused word that people like to use just because someone else expresses a dislike for a certain individual.

PERSON 1: I don't like Beyonce's new song.

PERSON 2: You're a hater!!!

by BFG December 06, 2003

compaq

Overpriced piece of shit computer company with even shittier customer service, run by foreigners who couldn't speak English to save their lives.

Compaq sucks....dude I should've gotten a Dell

by BFG December 04, 2003

sextravaganza

A celebration of sexual congress lasting at least two days. Primary festivities include sex, oral sex, hand jobs, and grinding (although this is far from a complete list).

Man, I got like 9 bitches coming down to the beach house for spring break. It's gonna be a god damn sextravaganza!

by BFG October 22, 2007

hump

one who is lower than a loser. an absolute piece of shit.

man, your such a hump.

by BFG March 14, 2005