6 definitions by BFG

Melon Farmer

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.

(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!

by BFG December 6, 2003

compaq

Overpriced piece of shit computer company with even shittier customer service, run by foreigners who couldn't speak English to save their lives.

Compaq sucks....dude I should've gotten a Dell

by BFG December 4, 2003

new york minute

Very quick amount of time...noted by NYC's fast pace

When the J-Lo song came on the radio, he turned the station in a New York Minute

by BFG December 6, 2003

hater

Overused word that people like to use just because someone else expresses a dislike for a certain individual.

PERSON 1: I don't like Beyonce's new song.

PERSON 2: You're a hater!!!

by BFG December 6, 2003

sextravaganza

A celebration of sexual congress lasting at least two days. Primary festivities include sex, oral sex, hand jobs, and grinding (although this is far from a complete list).

Man, I got like 9 bitches coming down to the beach house for spring break. It's gonna be a god damn sextravaganza!

by BFG October 22, 2007

hump

one who is lower than a loser. an absolute piece of shit.

man, your such a hump.

by BFG March 14, 2005