anonymous's definitions

tater

A home run in baseball. Origin unknown

Albert Pujols smacked three taters today!

by Anonymous July 20, 2004

Rockland

A county that people are ashamed of being from, just don't realize it. Deep down everyone in Rockland knows they live on the outskirts of the NY metro area and certainly not in the heart of "New Yawk".

If you're from Rockland and the next county up is Upstate, just imagine what people in Manhattan probably think of Rockland.

by Anonymous July 21, 2004

drunker

A male who drinks a lot and entices other males to get drunk so he may take advantage of them. A “drunker” enjoys anal sex with males however claims he is not gay. “drunkers” often mock homosexuals in public situations and then engage in sexual acts with them behind closed doors.

Watch out that guy is a drunker! You hangout with him and you will wake up with a sore asshole and looking like a Crazy Pale.

by Anonymous July 21, 2004

UrbanElite

People that combine quality and quantity, and stick to what this site should be...a dictionary for slang words, not a site bashing kids in your high school, a message board, or a place to post random shit. Doesn't matter if it's offensive to certain people...that's not against the principles of this site.

Diego, Nick D, and Bastardized Bottomburp are part of the UrbanElite. Most of the people listed by Shawn B. are not.

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

customer

Barely sentient, shambling creature. Close relative of the Zombie. Generally seen in vicinity of hassled shop staff, shaving points of their IQ with inane banter.

"Excuse me, where are your Dan Brown books?"

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

technochav

Savedd up all their benefit and drug money, now have both a computer AND a decomposing car on the front lawn.

"You wanna come over tonight Charlene? I just downloaded Torque, innit?

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

essex

1. County in the SouthEast of England.

2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.

"I moved out of Essex, and the sound of whining Fiesta engines going round and round a car park fills me with nostalgic bile."

"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."

by Anonymous July 22, 2004