anonymous's definitions

Po Cheese

The police

"Dump it man, It's the po cheese!"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

bumford

a crazy kid

see "mcbum"

ahhhhhhh, mcbum...

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

D-Pak

sub-way hater; someone who is so jealous of skinny people that they hate healthy food places.

Just because your obese doesn't mean you have to be a D-PAK!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

chugglehump

a small furry creature that likes to hump unsuspecting bystanders' legs.

damn those chugglehumps, we ought to wear some leg guards.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

The Gem

The Gem has been rumored to be many things. A in chat-trading feature cut before release? not likly. A cruel joke by blizzard, maybe. A test from extraterrestrials to see how intellegent we really are? naahhhh
it HAS to do something.... doesnt it....

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

locklear

A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)

Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Ron Jeremy

the greatest male porn star ever.

"Yo I walked in on my hot ass mom getting it on with some short fat guy with a beard!"
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."

by Anonymous April 3, 2003