anonymous's definitions

dong-honker

An octopus at the boner buffet.

Chris.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Birdie

raised middle finger. When you photograph someone, make him laugh by flipping him the bird and saying, "watch the birdie"

"watch the birdie" as in the above sentence

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

paint stripper

Very cheap or homemade booze. Derived from the fact that the stuff is so strong that it can smell and taste like paint stripper.

We got plowed on the $3.99 bottle paint stripper.

by Anonymous December 25, 2002

Pupcus

The water marks left on a window after a dog has pressed his nose on it.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Akers

Rather strange looking species who holiday's in Peterhead, when not collecting money with young male cadets!

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

C-Reach

Slang name for the city Centereach, NY.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003