anonymous's definitions

pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

pyronus

An internet personality only adequately described as "the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex." Often is involved in a love triagle of mechanical sorts.

pyronus makes spooge unsatisfying.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

poput

To get a job

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

BuhBye

literally means, get the fuck out of my face.

I will fuck you up!
Mm'kay, buhbye.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

pooley

welsh for shag.

I poolied a sheep last night.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Hairy-Nipples

Used to describe someone who resembles Victoria Sweeney.

Wow, her hairy-nipples remind me of Victoria.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.

Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003