anonymous's definitions

Bush

1. Retard.
2. So-called President of the USA.
3. Chimp.
4. Small shrub-like plant.
5. Evil overlord of an administration hellbent on promoting American hegemony over the rights of other sovereign nations whilst destroying the environment and providing tax cuts to his wealthy oil baron friends.
6. Poster boy of bigotted right-wing lunatics.
7. Endless source of amusement to intelligent people (or anyone with an IQ in double figures (cf.: mushinmaru)).

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

doof

A dufus/doofus, a foolish person.

Don't let him in. That doofy-ass fuck's too big of a doof to hang out around here.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

sex god

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Puta

Spanish or Portugese for prostitute or whore.

Esa puta esta vendiendo la chocha en la calle ocho.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Baumal

a man with a really small dick that likes to knaw on black penises and then proceed to rape a farm animal, preferably a goat or horse.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

orgas

delightful feeling in your gut when you recieve a gift from kimmie or ricky

As he placed the chicken in his mouth he felt the sudden orgas swell in his bowels

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

MimirsHead

1) Mimir's Head: i.e, the head of Mimir In Norse myth, the disembodied head of the god Mimir, severed in "The War Between the Aesir and the Vanir". It was reanimated by the Norse God Odin, and became one of his central advisors.
2) MimirsHead: i.e, an internet alias A well known internet persona with the continuing mission to inform the human masses of his incredible praiseworthiness, which often goes unnoticed. He is the "Speaker of the Fixxer", appointed with the burden of having the final word in any dispute of the Fixxer's will.

1. Mimir's head told Odin many of the occult secrets which, otherwise, would go unnoticed to him.
2. MimirsHead's opinion is pretty fucking awesome.

by Anonymous July 14, 2003