anonymous's definitions

Pheonix

as hot as one's penis

my penis is pheonix-hot!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

titwank

enjoyable sexual practice which often results in the male gifting his female partner with a 'pearl necklace'(q.v.)

Christ, she's got a shirtfull. I could fancy a good titwank between them.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

El Jefe

The spanish version of Jeff Gann. Most of the time only comes out in clutch situations

"OMG this is a completely different Kronos we see here" *buzzer goes off*
Interviewer: Wow that was just amazing, how did you do it Jeff?
Kronos: Jeff is no more, this is El Jefe *evil grin*

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

star trek

TV show that is watched mostly by 40 year old virgins living in their parents garage.

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

Masturbation

something people do when their lover is not around

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

ape mama

Yo mama.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

solidstank

A bum that is too poor to get broadban to play socom.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003