meticulous

One who is is so consumed with details and perfetion that they spend more time "perfecting things" than actually living!

They slow everyone down, and cause even the most patient of people to explode in a fit of screaming rage yelling "hurry the %@#* up!"
Tom is so meticulous that it takes him 15 minutes to brush his teeth, and another 30 to floss!
by Anonymous November 20, 2003
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dead head

1. some one who is dead. a deceased person. (meant to be cute/stupid)
2. a fan of the grateful dead
3. a stoner
4. someone who is extremely tired.
1. you're a dead head
2. i couldn't believe how many annoying dead heads there were at that college, let's go have a tie dye burning ceremony on the campus to show our love for them
3. that dead head hits the bong all the time
4. chris is a dead head today, he didn't go to bed early enough.
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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todger dodger

Quite simply a devote lesbian, who has no affiliation with the male sex organ.
You missy are a todger dodger
by Anonymous September 05, 2003
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sorry jack

reflexive response to one who has experienced recent misfortune or said something that undoubtedly warrants immediate and unrelenting ridicule
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
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homothug

a male who wants to be known as a straight (heterosexual) male to society put enjoys sex with men on the DL
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
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Fidato

3) The man who set the record for having the longest sex withOUT a partner.

4) A Missourian
by Anonymous January 22, 2003
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