anonymous's definitions

ignoranus

One who is slow-witted or stupid, a dildohead.

Help I'm surrounded by ignoranuses!

by Anonymous December 18, 2002

apple

1. Fruit; grown mostly in Washington.
2. Dying computer company that boasts the best hardware around, but cannot compete with the versatility and cost-effectiveness of PCs

1. Are those Apples ripe?
2. God, I wish Apple would just lay down and die already.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Jhonen Vasquez

God.

That guy donated 50 billion dollars to charity! He's a step down from Jhonen Vasquez!

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

SDO

Short for SODOMY
an activity that is fun between you and me,

SDO wit, J-HO fo' in the ro' wit the back do' ho.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Trill

the quick repeated alternation between a note
and the note a semitone or whole tone above or
occasionally below it.

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

pannini

A pannini is a hoity-toity italian word used to sell yuppies an overpriced meal. It is basically a pressed sandwich, similar to a cuban sub, but can be with any meat and any cheese. Can be found at some delis and foodstands that sell subs.

Try our new pannini.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

ben dover

A common name used in a crank call.

"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."

by Anonymous May 15, 2003