anonymous's definitions

schlong

Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 2, 2004

cockass

1) A nonsense compound insult that is primarily used in a humorous manner. 2) The combination of the words "cock" and "ass".

You are such a cockass.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

acton

a smallish town in Eastern Mass that shares a school with another small town called boxborough, which is even smaller. adjacent to acton is the town of concord. these towns have much in common. both share a school with a much smaller town (carlisle, boxborough). All four towns are quite wealthy on average. In acton, they like to make rude comments about how bad concord/carlisle high school is, in terms of spoiledness and sketchyness. What they don't realize is that they are pointing out faults that exist in their own school as well. They also like to shove their sports teams in our face. However, the only team they have that beats C-C regularly is their football team, and they are regularly embarrassed in a number of other sports.

"Did you see that acton kid who posted that description of C-C on urban dictionary?"

"Yeah, what an idiot. He must not have thought that one out. There are just as many luxury cars in AB's parking lot."

by anonymous August 20, 2005

bitches

a person like shelly and vikky

shelly and vikki at faggetson jr. high

by anonymous April 21, 2005

Beotchi

A small, especially irritating Beotch.

Fuck you beotchi!

by anonymous April 17, 2004

Tripodi

Shrek. A huge fat ogre like shrek. He can also sound like Eric Cartman at times. He eats just about anything. He's eaten his contact and a fucking butterfly cocoon. He likes being naked around boys and he touched Jimmy's penis in 5th grade and then kissed it too. And then he ran around the party naked. He has fat hair. If he shaves it he would like a gorilla. This ogre needs to be stopped with torches and pitchforks cause he's so fat and he's gonna eat us all.

Fuck Elliot, I'm hungry I'll just eat this cocoon. MMMMMMM...cocoon!

by Anonymous March 25, 2005

quiver

a collection of surfboards of differant lengths and thicknesses so that the surfer in question can surf any type of wave with ease.

Donny's got a wicked good quiver going, 3 shortboards and an 11'ft longboard

by Anonymous April 27, 2003