Lerno's absent-minded Polish ass buddy who strokes it studiously and often...His aspirations are noble, yet, he will not claim the title of Big Dog until Lerno graduates
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
a very homosexual teacher with extremely foul and vile smelling breath which smells like fresh ass and vinegar. he eats his feces and is a queer. when he talks her goes "Haaaaaaa" so you can smell his freakin ass smelling breath. he wears gay glasses and jacks off thinking about the beastie boys.
p. kroon smells like ass
by Anonymous May 06, 2003
When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.
I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.
by Anonymous December 20, 2002