narcissurfing

Googling yourself to see where, when, and how often you show up on the Internet.

Joe: I wonder why Tom was so late to work this morning?
Tim: I guess he stayed up all night narcissurfing.
Joe: They guy is such a narcissist.

by Urban Dictionary May 23, 2006

panned

to get fucked by a panda.

The escaped panda from the zoo panned me when I least expected it.

by Urban Dictionary January 13, 2008

The Executive

The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".

Kramer: "You recognize this?"
Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."

by Urban Dictionary August 20, 2008

Hungarian Sundae

Taking a crap with such great volume that it is above the water line in the toilet. And to celebrate this "achievement" you leave a friend/co-worker's business card in the top as a trophy.

I have this condition where I have to take a dump after taking my first drink of alcohol. After politely excusing myself from our table, I walked into a stall and saw that someone had left a Hungarian Sundae in the bowl.

by Urban Dictionary August 09, 2010

biznotch

i invented this word, dont you ass holes go defining it. but im too lazy too so look at the others

me- yo biznotch grab the remote
biznotch- what?

by Urban Dictionary March 18, 2005

hoodrich

A fairly expensive item or items that, when judged against the lifestyle and other possessions of the owner, stands out and makes little to no sense.

$2,000 wheels on a $500 car are very, very hoodrich.

by Urban Dictionary June 29, 2005

Z bars

Actually.. a "Z-bar" is a term used for a 2mg bar of alprazolam (commonly produced by Upjohn Pharmaceuticals under the trade name "xanax") It is called a "Z-Bar" because Xanax is pronounced with the first syllable sounding like that of a z

Man.. I got 120 Z bars off my dealer yesterday and already ate 7!

or man.. one Z bar will have my ass knocked out.

by Urban Dictionary April 19, 2006