bobaddict

a person who is addicted to drinks that contain boba, a dark tapioca pearl

I am a certifiable bobaddict since I can't go without milk tea with boba for more than a day.

by Urban Dictionary October 04, 2004

wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.

"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"

by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005

coffee and cigarettes

The Official Smoker's Daily Breakfast of Champions!!
Coffee and Cigarettes, sure make a STIMULATING BREAKFAST, that for sure Really gets me up in the morning!!!

Right After waking up in morning,
Paul has Coffee and Cigarettes For Breakfast
and nothing else.......
Tony the Smoking Tiger- Doesn't that sound Grrrrreat?!!, ak,ak cough cough!!!!

by Urban Dictionary May 19, 2008

Filipino

Brown, proud, slick, fast, smart, hard-working, caring, loving and sincere people originating from the Philippines.

Putang inang shiet!!!

by Urban Dictionary June 06, 2005

Man Slam

To fuck a girl so hard that her head goes through a wall, then your buddy on the other side of the wall sticks his dick in her mouth.

"Hey girl, whats wrong with your head?"
"I got Man Slammed."
"You should have been wearing your Viking Helmet."

by Urban Dictionary June 30, 2008

tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"

"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.

by Urban Dictionary January 09, 2008

mildrid

used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl

Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.

by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004