narcissurfing

Googling yourself to see where, when, and how often you show up on the Internet.
Joe: I wonder why Tom was so late to work this morning?
Tim: I guess he stayed up all night narcissurfing.
Joe: They guy is such a narcissist.
by Urban Dictionary May 27, 2006
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cock deflector

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.
Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.
by Urban Dictionary June 04, 2004
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Angry Angry Asian

Also known as AAA, a very very angry asian who can't contain his anger towards white people.

The opposite of the KKK who committed racist hate towards black people, the AAA is a cult of asians within the midlands in the UK who commit racial crime and terrorism towards the white.
Rakesh you angry angry asian stop hitting Thomas!!
by Urban Dictionary April 01, 2008
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tag heuer

One of the best watches and chrongraphs at a mid-high price range, endorsed by many celebrities such as Brad Pitt, Tiger Woods, Jeff Gordon, Maria Sharapova, Uma Thurman and many more.

The company motto is "Swiss Avant-Garde Since 1860".
A Tag Heuer stopwatch can be seen and heard in the opening of the CBS news program 60 Minutes.
In 1962, Tag Heuer became the first Swiss watchmaker in space, after John Glenn wore one on the first US manned space flight to orbit the earth.
Mark- "Just got my new Tag Heuer Watch yesterday!"
Tim- " Damn, how much did that cost??"
Mark" More than Your used Rolex!"
by Urban Dictionary November 07, 2007
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Gimme Mine

To pull the hand across the back of one's neck while applying heavy pressure in a ripping method after they say something unintelligent or ridiculous.

Typically played as a never-ending game while in school. When someone says something dumb, simply "get yours" while saying loudly "GIMME MINE" or "GIMME MINES" or "OOOOOH...I GOTTA GET MINE ON THAT ONE".
1. Tony: Man did you see the Super Bowl? The Eagles put a whooping on the Patriots.
Frank: OOOOH...GIMME MINE YOU STUPID S.O.B.!
by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005
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droop

a fuckin really nasty shit that gets all over your ass and clogs the toilet up
oh my god dad you took a fuckin droop
by Urban Dictionary December 01, 2003
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Persianity

The act by being capable of having the race of Persian.
That kid's white, but he has some persianity in him.
by Urban Dictionary December 19, 2005
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