swaziland

funniest named country on earth, personal favorite

the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself

by Urban Dictionary June 2, 2003

Cleveland

Even though cleveland is refered the "Mistake on the Lake" its a great city. Even though most of cleveland is full of notorius thugs, cleveland is a ghetto ass place. The home of the greatest rap group ever, BONE THUGS N HARMONY, no rappers can even come close to those true thugs.

Cleveland is the city

by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2008

ice ream

to use an icicle as a dildo

i was ice reaming your mom last night but the ice melted in her ass and i had to drink the water out

by Urban Dictionary July 10, 2006

duct tape

The solver of all of lifes problems. It will fix ANYTHING, even your love life.

Much like Google, duct tape is God

by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2006

mandate

a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
smeazles

Damn that mandate was off the hook

by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004

rasclot

Rasclot can be an underwear or tissue with which one cleans or whipes the ass or booty. Can be used as an insult or swear word.

Mi wak ina dat room and di hole place a smell rasclot.

Look here rasclot a you mi a tak.

by Urban Dictionary May 28, 2007

yak and 2 lemmings

see meat and potatoes

i have a yak and 2 lemmings

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003