AJ's definitions

TVism

TVism is the worship of the all mighty television it is our GOD. The TV guide is like our bible it predicts what our GOD is going to show us.

i worship tv for i am a TVismist

YAY TV!!!!!!

by AJ January 19, 2004

CGNU

Crazy Go Nutz University, Principle: Strong bad. sport: golf club TEAM. star player: the cheat. mascot: Dumples.

"Umm... i think we meant DUMPLINGS, but, we were REALLY hot and tired, and, we just ended up putting dumples on the application form."- Principle Strong Bad

Fighting and sometimes striving,
wondering what the Dumples is,
courage, and what is valor?
and the cheat will hit stuff witha golf club

"CEE" "GEE" "IN"... "YOU"... "me?"

by AJ November 22, 2003

Two double Doggies and a Nipshake

-Two double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu at Mc Donalds and a Strawberry milkshake

"Yo you Burns ass bitch! don't flip a nip we are going to get two double doggies and a nipshake now.

by AJ November 30, 2004

wrecking ball

When two gay men are fucking each other so hard that the man from behind (the giver)slams his balls into the testicles of the other man (the receiver) with such a velocity that they both double over in pain and collapse.

Will you have those reports ready by five? They better be on my desk or else it's the wrecking ball for you!

by aj February 4, 2005

water

peace, im out, or bye
chi-city

aight my nigga water

by AJ April 12, 2005

schaper

An animal, (mostly homo sapiens) that are fagishly fucked up and atractted to the same sex

Eric

by AJ June 3, 2003

Kansas

- a midwestern state
- very flat
- has lots of Jayhawks
- really boring
- not many people live there
- lots of rednecks and trashy homes
- most famous things include <i>The Little House on The Prarie, The Wizard of Oz, Kansas University, world's largest ball of twine, Bob Dole</i>

Kansas is a waste of perfectly good space.

by AJ November 28, 2004