lombard, IL

a crappy little suburb of chicago where theres nothing better to do then do drugs and kill yourself

Kid one: where do you live?

Lombard Kid: Lombard

Kid One: That sucks

by me May 13, 2005

MTV2

mtv finds new home for their foul programing for the brainless masses

mtv2 sucks

by me May 10, 2004

awfuk

sumthing that is really awful, you just wanna say F U CK! Hence the name: awfuk!

girl 1: i wonder when we get our yearbook pictures back?
girl 2: i dnt know, but mine always turn out awfuk!

by me August 31, 2003

ghettoness

fucking ass hole poser shits
sum try to be black....wat is wrong wit them!?!?!

nator john j vinnie

by me May 27, 2003

Ithaca is gorges

A phrase found on the front of many shirts - usually white on a green back. Originates from the collegetown of Ithaca, NY (Home of Cornell University and Ithaca College). The shirt is a play on words - emphasizing the natrual beauty of Ithaca, as well as commenting on the gorges abundant in the area. Has become a indie culture icon lately. Lately, variations of the shirt have appeared - such as the following

Original - "Ithaca is gorges"
Variations -
"Ithaca is Gangsta"
"Ithaca is Suicide"
"Cambridge is Gorges"

by me July 08, 2004

tactor

A stage technician that is occasionally forced into an acting position against his/her will

Thomas the Techie has a part as the lead Tactor.

by me December 07, 2004

Fwappage

Male masturbation: from the root verb fwap (onomatapoeic). Derived from the Old English "fwappen", cog. with Old Dutch "vrappen", "to knock" (cf. English "rap" as in "rappping one's knuckles").

Did you see Baywatch last night? That
bit with the slo-mo jubblies induced some serious fwappage, I can tell you!

by me June 03, 2004