anonymous 's definitions

Kirk Construct

See also Sealab 2021 Pilot 3 : I, Robot

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.

After me ride I zuffled.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Child Rapist Teaher

Someone who rapes students.

A teacher (mrs. Funk) might stare at your ass while you are leaning over. Or (Mr Mantoni) will rub his ass on you.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

goat

Greatest Of All Time

im the GOAT of the team!

by Anonymous December 8, 2002

Twit

According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person

You twit

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

bluenoser

Mike Farinacci

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

fud

Acronym for "Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt." Originally created to refer to smear campaigns used by IBM against competing products to maintain market share -- "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM." Often used to refer to a marketing campaign centered around the use of scare tactics or ad hominem attacks towards one's competitors.

"The SCO case versus Linux is FUD, plain and simple."

by Anonymous August 5, 2003