anonymous 's definitions

gaf

to steal something. like shoplifting

i hella gafed a bottle of vodka

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Operation: Unicorn-Sex

Unicorn-Sex : The practice of being so bemused by the filth that your search engine throws up at the most innocuos queries, that you start looking for things it can`t find.

"Okay, we`ve found monkeys shagging in your granny`s refridgerator, type in unicorn sex!"

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Nought

Another way to say zero. Not used very often.

Bill: Nought... One...
Jim: Nought?
Bill: Zero, dammit!

by Anonymous March 20, 2005

soccer mom

These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.

Soccer moms wear khaki pants from the Gap.

by Anonymous July 18, 2004

rhea

A shortened form of the word 'diharrea'

Rhea fell from the old mans pants when he couldnt find the bathroom on time.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Jobby

Long hard poo

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

homeslice

Friend, buddy, pal

Me 'n my homeslice are going to chill down at the mall today.

by Anonymous May 29, 2002