tard cart

a bus, modified in length, designed to cart tards to their retarded destination.
by anonymous April 15, 2003
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penis

Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
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I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}
by anonymous March 26, 2004
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stonewalled

When you have a one-night stand with a girl, then a week later, pass her on the street and she completely ignores you, despite promising that she would call you back.
Man, I got stonewalled by this chick at a party tonight
by anonymous November 29, 2004
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*mxzyptlk

One that destroys hardware. In spoken word, it translates to mixy or *mixy.
"Man, you just Mixied that hardware."
"You fried what? You're such a Mixy."
by Anonymous June 23, 2006
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chip on ones shoulder

Eminem for example
Man, get over it its becoming very tedious!
by Anonymous June 06, 2003
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knobcheese

(also bell end brie, helmetdale)
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
"...that guy been in that room for weeks. I bet hes fulla knobcheese..."
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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politician

People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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