NRJP

Rulers of all things and beings. Forever!
I bow to the NRJP.
by Anonymous May 01, 2003
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xen

One who defeats everyone in both Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Aliens Versus Predator 2. Derived from a player's name, said to be the best in the world.
The "xen" killed every member of the opposing team with one panzerfaust shot.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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flarp

the act of participating in interspecies sex
Scottsmen flarp their sheep out in the tall grass where no one can see.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.
Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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Chairman Phat

Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
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Alisatosis

A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....
My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.

The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.

Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.

She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
by Anonymous January 21, 2006
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poput

by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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