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Kirk Construct

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.
After me ride I zuffled.
by Anonymous April 11, 2003
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Twit

According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person
You twit
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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bluenoser

Mike Farinacci
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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fud

Acronym for "Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt." Originally created to refer to smear campaigns used by IBM against competing products to maintain market share -- "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM." Often used to refer to a marketing campaign centered around the use of scare tactics or ad hominem attacks towards one's competitors.
"The SCO case versus Linux is FUD, plain and simple."
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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necrophiliac

someone that has an obsession with death
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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the greatest dog ever

sasha is the greates dog ever
by Anonymous July 9, 2003
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