Depends

Diapers for the elderly who have lost control of their bladder due to old age. (Can also be used figuratively to make fun of someone with a small bladder or someone who frequently wets their pants/bed.)

"My grandma told me to get her something useful for her birthday, so I got her an economy size package of Depends. She was thrilled."

"My algebra teacher is a bitch and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom more than once during class. I think I pissed my pants!"
"Girl, you gotta get yourself some Depends!"

by anonymous January 09, 2005

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Infornography

noun Information that is deemed subversive by others because of the thinking it provokes. Even if the information itself suggests nothing subversive.

Raymond was reading "The Prince" in class and the teacher scolded him for reading it . She said, "that infornography trash is not fit for human eyes."

by Anonymous August 03, 2004

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irrational hatred

an intense feeling of opposition against an object for which there is no rational explanation

Justin has an irrational hatred against Quizno's; John has an irrational hatred against chain restaurants.

by anonymous February 24, 2005

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kaka

An exclamation of happiness used between hos.

To the kaka mobile!
KAKA!

by Anonymous March 02, 2003

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windows

An OS that started out slower and less powerful than other OS's, but due to it's amazing Start button, it became popular. Then came Windows 95, the revolution of computers. I sure loved Minesweeper. Then came Windows 98, a buggy OS that really didn't improve much upon antyhing from 95, but it was new. ME made it even buggier but at least it added a new recycle bin! The current installment, Windows XP, was said to improve upon the way we looked at Windows. Yes, when I turned on that computer I saw a big green blob as my start button. Thank goodness for classic mode. The new Windows XP improved upon the stability, but not enough to match with the Mac. However, the Windows stays dominant because of it's original monopolization and the fact that it supports more games.

I use Windows to pwn my friends online! I use my Mac when I wanna get something done, though.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

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