Urban Dictionary: Definitions by anonymous

myspace

One big, screaming, Lollapalooza orgy comprised of desperate emo/scene boys and girls. Myspace emo chicks tend to whore themselves out and show off their highly-contrasted badly-photographed selves -- said chicks usually sporting a pout and cleavage. Myspace emo boys tend to comment and friend these myspace emo girls -- normally to show off the number of "hott emo chicks" they have on their list to their buddies.

Myspace itself is a sad thing indeed. You can friend thousands of people that you rarely talk to, comment on their boring, whiny, upper middle-class lives, and attempt to find a fellow myspace emo boy/girl to date/cyber. Most myspace victims never do meet their online friends and sadly, drop out of school to combat the Myspace addiction.

Myspace emo ho: hey, i have new pics come see
Myspace emo boy: **BONER'D!**

by anonymous April 10, 2005

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snowboard

the coolest sport in the world that involves going down a snow covered mountain strapped to a board. like skiing, but with only one board and much better

by anonymous July 25, 2003

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clarked

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.

by anonymous May 7, 2005

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bejebus

synonym for the original term baracas which literally means "to fuck ones own mother and shit on her chest"

you mean to say youve never tried a baracas before? david loves it.

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

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drunken pirate

when receiving a blow job right before climax you pull out squirt in her eye and then kick her in the shin; then the victim looks like a drunken pirate arrrrrr!!!

man last night i made this chick do a drunken pirate. it was funny as hell

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

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