by Anonymous March 19, 2003

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.
"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"
by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003

butt fucking; ass wrangling; poopshoot pounding; cornholing; bunghole banging; fifth base; reaming the asshole; what your mama let me do to her last night; stiking it in the butt-hole; browning the man-sausage; sticking the hot dog in the bun; making a kielbasa sandwhich
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
