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scrumpkin

To eat pussy while she's taking a shit (like blumpkin)
She be moanin' alllllllllllll night after dat scrumpkin!
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
mugGet the scrumpkinmug.

poofer

One who has an especially crap taste in music - i.e. Neil Diamond
by Anonymous November 6, 2003
mugGet the poofermug.

Vagina

Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby.
He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
mugGet the Vaginamug.

one eyed worm

Oh look, his one eyed worm is taking a peek!
by Anonymous January 26, 2003
mugGet the one eyed wormmug.

poonannies

Poonannies=plural of female vagina.
poonani=female vagina
UCLA2K is a poonani magnet...
just ask kovox ;)
by Anonymous January 26, 2003
mugGet the poonanniesmug.

tolga

The action of punching easter bunny into his dirty face.
I'm a give you a tolga!
by Anonymous August 15, 2003
mugGet the tolgamug.

heat

by Anonymous April 18, 2002
mugGet the heatmug.

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