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machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.
machete by Anonymous June 5, 2003
the alternate name for the male "unit" usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.
hey baby, let me show you my machete.
Machete by Anonymous June 5, 2003
similar to the defenition of the shocker, only the alteration takes place in the positioning of the fingers. Instead of the traditional "Two in the pink" with the index and middle finger in the vigina, the ring finger and pinky finger insert the anus, inverting the position of the shocker. Caution: invert can cause severe anus damage, recomended for porn stars or really horny couples.
invert by Anonymous June 5, 2003

carpetlicker 

A female who has and enjoys oral sex with another female!
"mmmmm tasty," said the female to the other, "You are a good carpetlicker!"
carpetlicker by Anonymous June 5, 2003
i'm leaking vaflu
vaflu by Anonymous June 5, 2003

cunilingus 

cunilingus by Anonymous June 4, 2003
a jingoistic term to loosely describe the suspect nature of a specific sub culture of online gamers who go around making life hard for those who play the game properley.
" haha u noob uve only been playing three years and your shit! Learn to hakk and you can be 1337 like us NSR goons "
hakk by Anonymous June 4, 2003