grundy

a person who cant count money correctly

wow we have 200 pounds, no mate thats a ton.

by M January 27, 2004

God

The all powerful deity of the Christian belief,
who created the universe in 6 days.

(aside: Post things to be informative and objective, don't post simply to piss off a denomination of people you've got something against. If you can't do that, then go back to your online forums with the rest of your prepubescent friends.)

by M April 15, 2005

fuckwittage

Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"

Girl 1: Oh Dan said he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship
Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!

by m December 05, 2004

uliboob

V. uliboob
-- To perform the act of placing an object ;(preferably a childs plastic golf club) between ones legs in the crotch region;(either performed from the front or behind) While exclaiming the term 'uliboob' loudly.

She uliboobs me all of the time now.

He really likes to get an uliboob.

My uliboober was broken, but i fixed it with some duct tape.

the uliboobee is the one that is getting uliboobed, by the uliboober.

by m April 21, 2004

Gashfucker

A heterosexual man.

Oi! Gashfucker, getcher arse over here

by M July 30, 2003

Hoogie

Pieter van den Hoogenband, slashable Dutch swimmer.
Often in conjunction with Thorpey.
Originates from Australia's Sydney 2000 Games, as Aussies don't do names of more than three syllables.

Hoogie and Thorpey combine to become the Thoogie.

by M March 19, 2005

Farhoud

Derived from the ancient arabic word 'farhoodlum'- meaning 'the hot, sexy one'

"Them hotties were fyne as hell - straight up Farhouds!"

by M September 01, 2004