Daniel's definitions

Eggioson

The worlds hardest instument of percussion in the shape of an egg.

HmmmHmmmHmmmm EGGIOSON! Em walsh can sure shake that eggioson!

by Daniel February 2, 2005

Damnated

1. Fucked up.

2. Small dick. ex.(4.5")

3. being kicked in the kidneys repeatedly.

1. John!!! Your dick is soo Damnated!!!
2. Damnation just damnated your ankle!!!

by Daniel December 29, 2003

red sox

a group of fat pigs that didnt deserve to win shit.. They all were disgusting lookin' with there long hair and crap. Oh yeah, congrats on winning the WS... AFTER 86 FRICKEN YEARS. no matter what u say, the Yankees are better; 26 rings to what? 3?

Man 1 - You going to watch opening night on Sunday?
Man 2 - Hell yeah, whos playing again?
Man 1 - Yankees vs. The Red Sox
Man 2 - I bet you $100 that the Yankees win
Man 1 - I'm not a idiot, theres no way the yankees are going to lose! No bet.

by Daniel April 2, 2005

Wriffle

A term used to describe the action of an attempt to make a breakfast, but somehow mucking up and wasting your food. Originated in Tasmania, Australia, when a pancake was ruined in an attempt to flip it over after the first side had been cooked.

Oh man! I totally WRIFFLED my poptarts!

by Daniel May 30, 2003

bazza

A barrel; a barrelling wave formation. Slang used most often by surfers.

I pulled-in-to a massive bazz"

by Daniel April 29, 2003

Wesley Snipes

The answer to every trivia question that appears on the movie screen before they actually start the film at your local movie theater.

Trivia question: "What actor battled the T-1000 in Terminator 2?"

some ignorant fool: I think it's that new governor, in California, Arnold Sch...."

2 badass brothers: Shut up, fool! It's so Wesley Snipes; it's gotta be!

by Daniel April 17, 2004

Male Madame

male prostitute pimp as depicted in
"Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigolo"

"Now I will become your Male Madame and you are my man whore!"

by Daniel November 29, 2003