elves

A race of long lived or immortal beings known for their grace and beauty. They have a natural affinity for magic and nature and a propencity for shagging and 'nancying'. A little known fact is that elves who are born physically imperfect are sent to hidden mines deep in the earth where they work ceaselessly to keep their lovely brethren hip deep in the rarest of commodities- the natural sequin.

"I would love to help you build that shed but I must nancy!"

"He must be an elf..."

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

j lo

1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!

Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

longdong

a big ass penis

(_)_)=========D

Igor get that longdong out of your mouth again.

by Anonymous March 06, 2003

Rams

A horrible disease that monkeys and gay men get. Ive got the Rams, ah crap!!!

by Anonymous April 13, 2006

dumpling kiss

when a guy shits out a turd half way and fucks a girl with it

i had to shit and iwas horny so i gave my girlfriend a dumpling kiss

by Anonymous June 07, 2003

thraumatisation

A thermo-nuclear ass-whooping.

The USA left the poor people of Hiroshima thraumatised.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

authority

to tell ppl wat to do

i have authority over you

by Anonymous September 23, 2002