Definitions by Anonymous

technochav

Savedd up all their benefit and drug money, now have both a computer AND a decomposing car on the front lawn.

"You wanna come over tonight Charlene? I just downloaded Torque, innit?

technochav by Anonymous July 22, 2004

essex

1. County in the SouthEast of England.

2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.

"I moved out of Essex, and the sound of whining Fiesta engines going round and round a car park fills me with nostalgic bile."

"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."

essex by Anonymous July 22, 2004

UrbanElite 

People that combine quality and quantity, and stick to what this site should be...a dictionary for slang words, not a site bashing kids in your high school, a message board, or a place to post random shit. Doesn't matter if it's offensive to certain people...that's not against the principles of this site.

Diego, Nick D, and Bastardized Bottomburp are part of the UrbanElite. Most of the people listed by Shawn B. are not.

UrbanElite by Anonymous July 22, 2004

the matrix 

1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!

"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."

the matrix by Anonymous July 22, 2004

Dry your eyes 

An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."

Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!

Dry your eyes by anonymous July 22, 2004

Do the trash

An updated term for "Take out the trash."

Why did "take out the trash" get replaced by "DO THE TRASH"?

Do the trash by anonymous July 22, 2004

Braces

Metal stuff that kills your teeth.

OUCHHHHHH!!! I hate braces!!!

Braces by anonymous July 22, 2004