GOD's definitions

spongebob

The Jesus of the 21 century. But more commercial... and gay.

Child: Hey! Jesus is at the movie theater this month! We must go worship!

by God February 18, 2005

elfonzo

see garbonzo

should i elfonzo you then garbonzo you?

by god February 18, 2003

ripped

Very drunk or otherwise under the influence.
properly wankered.

synonyms include

Hammered
Trollied
Balck 'n' Deckered
Nailed
Wankered
Fucked
Shitted
Bolloxed
Cunted
etc.

Any swear word or tool with -ed added on the end.

Torn

I was badly ripped.
He was ripped to the tits.

by GOD September 14, 2003

Mental Stamina

A condition where the victim is forced to wear shirts that are 32 sizes too big.

That ant is wearing godzillas t-shirt, he has mental stamina.

by God March 20, 2003

silicon valley

south bay where there are a lot of high tech companies

Wow u work in Silicon Valley. U must be one rich programmer

by God October 28, 2003

kanaba

The oldest surviving word on the planet, more commonly spelled "cannabis" now, it is around 8000 years old

sumarian: "this is some killer kanaba, i bet it would make a good shirt but im just going to smoke it"

by god October 13, 2003

Blue Team

Gods Of Halo 2, Bitch Slappers of Red Team.

We'll make the Red Team our bitch

by God November 10, 2006