Nik's definitions

slap the dog

VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs

i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog

by nik April 30, 2004

wigg

A defunct political party, from around the time of washington and jefferson.

Do i realy need to clarify this further?

by Nik March 27, 2004

Tha Bassment

Syrian dick suckers attempt to be cool by putting ramps in his basement that are the shittiest things EVER and telling everyone to come ride but nobody wants to because they are 3' tall. YOU ARE A FAT ASS!

Mindset owns your soul

by Nik April 15, 2005

woozer

(1) another term for loser (2) someone who easily gets confused and can't buy tickets the right way kz she doesnt know the time (3) anyone named diane

Diane is a f***ing woozer

by NIK April 18, 2005

van anh

a lil azn gurl that is deeply obsessed with sum lil guy. is a tomboy cuz she has no gurl siblingz, sad lil gurl..

1)ur just like that gurl, van anh!
2)i wish i waz van anh.
3) van anhz soo sad shez like a guy.

by nik January 12, 2005

osculation

The act of recieving blowjobs from Christian music festival attenders dressed as spiderman...

I was osculating like no other, yo, g-unit.

by Nik April 25, 2004

maple story game

possibli da most borin game eva created.it has no point but to kill lil snail n mushrooms, like they can't even hurt u. u cant do shit in da gayme; wutt is da point?.....

1)wutt so good about 'maple story?'
2)stupid dik u think ur so good cuz ur killin mushroomz!
3)wuttz the point ov hakin if the gaymez so borin..?

by nik January 12, 2005