j's definitions

lindows

a great os, made by linux, the greatest of them all, runs most of all applications you fucking noobs, cheaper and better than windows, never crashes, never freezes, fast, relieble, and the best os for internet users, just as easy as windows, maybe easier.

lindows owns windows

by j March 6, 2004

wooder ice

philly way to say water ice

"you get your free ritas yesterday? Damn that wooder ice was good!"

by j May 28, 2004

kewl

The aggravating way of pronouncing 'cool'. Used by the weed smokin idiotic gay bang gang members.

gbgm1:you are lookin kewl in that dress!

gbgm2:Lets bang the kewl way then!

by j March 14, 2005

Cadillac

Like Infiniti, Cadillac is going to be the next leader in the automotive luxury field. Spurred by new models such as the CTS, SRX, XLR, and ever-popular Escalade, Cadillac sales have soared. Upcoming models like the STS feature best-in-class features with the highly-recognized Northstar V8.

An STS is just as good as any Mercedes...

by J September 28, 2004

shebang

a post-operative transexual prostitute

how much for the shebang with the blond hair?

by J October 17, 2003

2cb

4-bromo-2,5-dimethoxyphenethylamine, a hallucinogenic drug, first synthesized by Sasha Shulgin and chemically related to STP(DOM). 2CB's effects are usually described as a cross between LSD and MDMA (ecstasy). Sometimes is sold as ecstasy.

I crushed up a pill of 2CB and railed it and damn did it burn!

by J June 21, 2003

shizzwet

the sweat that builds up between the bottom of your nutsaq and your anus when your holding in a shit. Caused by over exertion of the sphincter muscle.

Man I gotta get to a bathroom or this shizzwet is gonna start dripping down my leg!

by J January 10, 2004