j's definitions

naraku

A sinster half-demon who dosent close the door when he is on the crapper taking a dump.

Naraku sat on the toilet in a cafe, reading the daily stock report while taking a dump, in full view of all the dining people

by J September 4, 2003

drop-top booty

The booty that looks nice big round and TIGHT in the jeans, but as soon as the jeans come off, wha bam! watch it drop

Man I had this girl over the other day, jeans tight as hell, took them off for the doggy, then wham , I didn't realize she had a drop-top booty for me to hit

by J July 21, 2003

knuckle dragger

The name given to the drivers/lovers of V8 engined cars and the such.

Look at that "Knuckle dragger" driving that heap of crap.

by j January 12, 2005

hit'n that

to fuck someone. Talking about how you fucked somebody.

"I was hit'n that last night."

by J April 9, 2005

fuck beans

the joyful been old people take...aka viagra

....viagra, the pill that makes yo cock big and hard, when you're gettin ready to do tha lady, and your dick just aint workin, pop in on of those bad boys and wah lah hard on in seconds

by j December 17, 2003

Man down

drop the soup bowl...
fall ass over tits...
pass wind in a public place...
obviously have nothing better to say...

kid is walkin along when suddenly he begins to stumble...
kid' whooo aa wooaa ooo
kid falls over
J' MAN DOWN !!! TAXIE !!! somebody get this kid a beer

by J April 1, 2005

dark poetry

hmm, obviously you don't like poetry with meaning... lol, im not a dark person, or do i plan on being one, but i write poetry based on happenings and thoughts around me, some may have dark effects and impose feelings of sadness, wheras others will involve enjoyment and happiness, not all dark poetry is shit fuckhead...

j' whips out his dark poetised cock and turkey slaps the blasphemor
blasphemor' but, i eat shit and dislike poetry because i am an uncreative twit
j' i know, now suck it you fuck

by J April 5, 2005