j's definitions

the kickstand

when a woman in and her hands and knees and the man inverts himself, as to do a handstand and proceeds to loosen her bowels

there was no kickstand on davids bike so hunter king gave him one

by j June 19, 2004

jizankies

Shaggy says "zoinks!"

Velma says "jinkies!"

Snoop dog says "jizankies!"

"Jizankies! That monster was actually THE PROFESSOR!"

by J June 20, 2004

rubber necker

a nosey mofo trying to be in another's business when they have no authority or point to.

the boyfriend buttin' into the (soon-to-be) ex-husband & wife's exsponged belongings (mediation).

by j July 1, 2004

emocore

anyone who know's anything about "emo" knows that emocore is just a longer way of saying emo...
it's the exact same thing and anyone who thinks A Static Lullaby and The Used are "emo" should be shot in the neck..

emo is short for emocore which is short for emotional hardcore..

by J October 9, 2004

joner

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area

dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.

by J October 20, 2004

kubanito

the dark lord of the zona Simpsons Comunity, he was owner of two forums before the zona Simpsons´s heroes destroy our forums.
God save cross, jaina and the others horoes.
kubanito no existis!!!!

kubanito lider de dos foros por dios

by J October 24, 2004

sexual frustration

when a lack of sex or sexual activities with the other gender leads to a overall bad mood and a dip in social skills. usually long periods of sleep are common

after she broke up with him, he suffered from severe sexual frustration

by J October 28, 2004