j's definitions

cozeh [cozy]

To get all snug and cuddly in each others arms. To get close and friendly, but for mutally beneficial or underhanded purposes. Oh Yeah

Jess got all cozeh with me when I bought her that purse she has always wanted.

by j May 27, 2004

hizukify, hizukifying, hizukifyied

When something is exemplfied as being not neccesarily stupid nor smart. It is neither foolish nor wise. It is simply and utterly cute, causing one to become hysterical and overwhelmed by this person or thing's voice, touch or mer presence.

The way Jessica told me about her dream of us getting all cozeh(cozy) made me burst into glee. It was Amazing. It was so precious that I became hizukifyied.

by j May 27, 2004

elevator funny

Replaces the term 'on so many different levels' hence the meaning, Elevator Funny..Can also be used in other situations..like:

1:Yeah I told her I had HIV on april fools day, and she fell for it, ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!
2: LMAO! Damn dude, that's elevator funny!

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1: You watch American Idol?
2: Clay Aiken's elevator gay
1: Word, he elevator can't sing

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1: Yeah, he rememebered that the matrix movie and game were coming out that day.. but forgot it was their aniversary
2: Damn, he elevator cockblocked himself yo

by J May 28, 2004

elevator

A word replacing the meaning 'on so many different levels' hence the word, elevator

1: So I showed this bitch a picture of lubricant/porn, and asked her to find the easter egg and she was looking for an ACTUAL easter egg..

2: DAMN! that hoe is elevator stupid man.

by J May 28, 2004

wooder ice

philly way to say water ice

"you get your free ritas yesterday? Damn that wooder ice was good!"

by j May 28, 2004

Tuner

synonymous with Idiot. Nowadays most car places which call themselves Tuners (and not raceshops) are usually run by idiots who don't know anything about car performance and setup.

That's why nowadays the word "Tuner" is used instead of "Idiot" a lot

That guy is a tuner, dude

by J June 2, 2004

superfunkitastical

really cool

that party last night was superfunkitastical

by j June 7, 2004