j's definitions

3000GT

196 hoarsepower GSXR1000
at a 1/8 the weight

dude, look, he just did 270km/hour in 11 seconds....

yer i just creamed myself

by J April 1, 2005

ffs

used mainly when anger and frustration run rampent through the veins of even the most noble and happy chappy

J' FFS WHERES ME FUKING SC CD
kid' settle down fukwit

by J April 1, 2005

Chyeah

another phrase used by that person with an IQ of however many cows they can count on a milk carton...

J' dude ur flies down
kid' chyeah
J' nah man ur flies down
kid' huh...
kid' ooh FLY DOWN MAN FLY DOWN !

by J April 1, 2005

FLY DOWN

the closest meaning i could come up with to the Man Down

kid' aight, the fly situation is under control...
J' nice one
kid' chyeah

by J April 1, 2005

Man down

drop the soup bowl...
fall ass over tits...
pass wind in a public place...
obviously have nothing better to say...

kid is walkin along when suddenly he begins to stumble...
kid' whooo aa wooaa ooo
kid falls over
J' MAN DOWN !!! TAXIE !!! somebody get this kid a beer

by J April 1, 2005

taxie

obviously taxi misspelt, cause i figured that if i sent you to Taxi you would be overwhelmed by yellow canaried people eaters and 4 foot crab stabbers that cant drive...

hot chick' but i like the taxi's
J' mmm, so
hot chick' we can get Caunky ;)

by J April 1, 2005

Caunky

two words, Car and Funky...
when two people, mainly me and a hot chick, are in a car, and we decide to get funky, usualy from this unstable turn of events the world goes into a state of equilibrius implonation and the whole of mankind hear a loud noise sounding something like pathump

hot chick' ooh J ur so good
J' yer we gotta get Caunky more often
hot chick'~Pathump Pathump~

by J April 1, 2005