j's definitions

modulate

To have rhythmic sex

"meet me at the coffee table with the gypsiness so we can modulate."

by j November 24, 2006

money

Can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: 'Ah,10 bucks! I wanted a peanut'
Brain: 'Money can buy many peanuts'
Homer: 'Explain how.'
Brain: 'Beer can be exchanged for goods and services'
Homer: 'Woohoo!'

by J January 12, 2004

cockpunch

Occasionally an irreverent imaginary drink, largely signifying online congeniality.

"Cock punch sounds like something you'd drink at an orgy." - Sidedish, at monkeyfilter.com

"Standing a glass o' cockpunch to all your incarnations." - beeswacky, at monkeyfilter.com

by j December 2, 2004

flat

Uncool, bogus, lame, wack, or dick.

I got fired today for smoking weed in the bathroom...my boss was totally flat about it.

by J March 12, 2003

camel toe

Camel toes are most often caused by tight restrictive clothing ie: spandex, lycra, ect...
When jacked up to the breast area it causes the "camel toe" effect, also known as the moose knuckle.

"Damn if she'd feed that thing a pair of jeans in the morning it wouldn't munch on her like that!" She got a nasty camel toe!!

by j June 12, 2004

exeleutherostomize

To speak freely in an inappropriate situation. Rarely found in dictionaries.

The interview for the teaching position at the girls' high school was not the place for Paul to exeleutherostomize.

by j April 17, 2005

St Mary's

Private school in Winnipeg.Mb.Can
open sens 1889

i attend St-Mary's Academy

by j April 3, 2005