Tom's definitions

Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

by Tom November 19, 2003

wronghole

the act of placing the erect penis into the arse of a lady when prior permission has not been given

i heard nina shout wronghole ashley through the wall last night

by tom June 21, 2004

magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 1, 2003

titty fuck

having a penis between two breasts and the thrusting the penis untill it jacks off

My bitch just gave me a titty fuck

by ToM January 15, 2003

spunkalicious

Spunkalicious - To be extra spunky, ie. hot.

That girl's spunkalicious

by Tom November 10, 2004

KiloTom

A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.

That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.

by Tom December 6, 2004

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004