I.D.S.T.

le defention: 'if destroyed still true', the usage: i love shazné IDST (use "padlock" if love is beyond comprehesion to the average shmo)

daron loves SHanzné I.D.S.T. padlock

by tom June 18, 2006

definectimy

when you open somebody up shit in them and sew them up again.

i shall procede in doing a definectimy

by tom November 26, 2003

stoner

A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.

"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"

by Tom October 09, 2005

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 02, 2005

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 06, 2003

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005

Tomed

When one is screwed over or put in an undesireable situation. Derived from Tom who was tomed in November of 2003.

Not good

You got tomed on that...

by Tom December 31, 2004