Tom's definitions

abercrombie and fitch

A clothing store. PERIOD! It is nothing more, I do not wear Abercrombie but I want to point out that this argument is utterly ridiculous. You all have turned urban dictionary into a forum. If you don’t like Abercrombie there is no reason to hate people who wear it. For everyone who is against it because it is a sign of conformity and you wish to be outside the crowd, I have news for you, you have opted to join another crowd, and I assure you that the teens who wear this logo, except for " prissy rich girls " (hey, everyone has their qualms), have nothing against you. I know many "rich" kids who opt not to wear this brand. If you think that you are the bigger person, because you can think freely and not buy this brand, keep in mind that by ridiculing people who choose to wear the Abercrombie logo you are thus proving your ignorance to everybody who reads your post. Not to mention you are going against your free thinking beliefs because you know that 5 minutes before you posted this your and your free thinking buddies were just repeating stereotypes about Abercrombie wearers that you picked up from some schmuck you met last week in the basement of a local church while listening to the new up and coming trendy emo band. Instead of telling all of us how bad you think you have it why don’t you wipe the shit out of your eyes and take a look at the flyers posted in the basement of the church that you just heard your favorite local band play and get off your ass and do something, like feed the homeless because you cant have it that bad seeing as you have a computer, an internet connection and enough free time to post these unpleasant explanations about Abercrombie and their marketing antics.

emo kid 1- Hey instead of descrimintating against people who wear certain genres of clothing, why dont i go try to make a difference on this planet?

emo kid 2- thats too hard, this is much more entertaining

emo kid 1- yeah, your right! Hey look at that Abercrombie faggot!

by Tom August 23, 2005

slunkmeat

It has no real definition, but it's derogatory and can describe a skank or someone that your friend has already fucked, sloppy seconds.

Greg: Hey Tom, how are you? I was thinking, I sure wouldn't mind if you fucked my ex-girlfriend Vicki.

Tom: No way! Do you think that I would fuck that piece of slunkmeat?

by Tom January 30, 2004

sweetage

Invented by me while on a french exchange. I saw a nice ledge and said 'Thats sweetage!'

Used to describe something that is better than sweet eg
'His hat is sweetage'
'She is sweetage'

by tom February 15, 2005

smoke bomb

a small fire cracker that pruduces alot of smoke for short time and has a strong order of sulfer

hay anyone got some smoke bombs

by tom May 13, 2005

downtime

the amount of time that needs to be spent between her legs before it's her turn.

i had to spend an hour of downtime on her before she even considered sucking my dick.

by tom November 30, 2003

Burban

A common way to refer to a Chevrolet Suburban, a rather large SUV produced by American car manufacturer Chevrolet, owned by General Motors.

"Damn, I didn't know there was a big ditch on this route, I could really do with a Burban right now!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

not dead

The current status of The Cheat.

The Cheat is not dead... I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.

by Tom December 31, 2003