Wimp Wimp

by December 17, 2024
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6 June

Girl: *calls bestfriend at 3am *
Girl2: what are you doing up so late?
Girl: it’s national pull an all nighter day on 6 June!
by June 02, 2024
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Night-fighter

A ‘lady of the night’, generally to be found in some godforsaken dive-bar at the wrong end of at least a 10 hour flight.
So there I was, holding the end up in Mpulungu, when I realised the Skipper had gone AWOL, leaving me to fend of the rest of the night-fighters with what remained of our drinks…
by January 26, 2023
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Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.
“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”
by September 21, 2021
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Chase White

He loves playing basketball and loves snuggles. He is lonely and needs cuddles ASAP. And dont forget he plays AAU basketball.
by February 07, 2025
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Shadow people

Shadow people

People 60 and older. A forgotten generation. Homeless or nursing home residents. Someone adult children don’t have time to listen to or include in there lives. Adult children have moved far from, hoping someone else will see about.
Shadow people:
I am a shadow person. Alone and forgotten. Homeless or nursing home bound. Living their lives out trying not to burden anyone.
by April 18, 2021
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Ferny

Ferny….actually the most chalked person on the planet.
Ferny, why you so chalked at everything?
by November 24, 2021
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