Dude 1: hey don't judge us but my friend got his privates stuck in that trussy
Firefighter: I understand its happened to me before
Dude 2: *yelling from tree* THANKS MAN
Firefighter: I understand its happened to me before
Dude 2: *yelling from tree* THANKS MAN


the best person to be around. definitely the most perfect and a great person. *cough* killua kinnie *cough* a lovable cutie <3 YOURE SO PERFECT PLEASE OMG.🥺 this definitely wasn’t made by bean btw.

sharlisa is a beautiful girl full of energy. The whole room lights up when she walks in. Style on point, vibes on point, everything on point. She lives life like no one’s watching! Sharlisa is ranges, with a beautiful constellation of freckles.

gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"
gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"
gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"
gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"
gent 1: "good one gent 2"
gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"
gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"
gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"
gent 1: "good one gent 2"
