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Lacking a Mathew

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?
by October 19, 2020
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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.

Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
"Oh my God, is Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Illinois"
"Thank you for your service Gail Lewis"
by November 26, 2023
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Clock It

A phrase used when arguing or agreeing with someone stating a fact against someone else while being extremely right in the argument.
Or used as saying shut up to someone.
Emma - “Girl that’s why your boyfriend left you for me
Jasmine - “CLOCK IT”
by June 19, 2024
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Vonskiib

Vonskii is One of the coolest person alive he’s joyful, playful, n everybody know not to fuck with he because shit can get ugly but he also ebk so can’t trust him 😂💯
Vonskiib the goat
by November 20, 2023
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Double neopolatin

The act of two brothers,black and white, taking a chocolate penis and a vanilla penis and leaving a pink tip for the incumbent to receive dual penetration while performing sex acts similar to that of a Silverback gorilla.
My brother Tim and I were in need of ice cream, but instead opted to a double neopolatin to relieve our long built up inhibitions with a very attractive lady who preferred the company of two well endowed partakers, in, on and around the facial region and vaginally section, with no discrimination to anal.
by January 27, 2025
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Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.
by August 1, 2021
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Tony the tiger

It's Great!
Dude, that groove is Tony the tiger
by June 5, 2021
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