At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.
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Super gay if someone calls you hexatom that means they think you are the gayest person ever and you like underage boys.
You’re a hexatom
Get the Hexatommug. The act of rollerskating in pure ecstasy during a holiday. It is an old ritual practised to worship the Yellow Butterfly, a fertility deity that inspired Isaac Newton to write the Third Law of Motion when a cabbage landed in his rectum due to unexplained circumstances. Seven-Haggis is popular among sport game players, as it provides an opportunity to show off luxurious rollerskates. The activity has been banned in multiple states due to obstruction of sidewalks, forcing civilians to jaywalk.
Get the Seven-Haggismug. Allannha is a dark skin queen that stands about her shit …. Will step if she has to and loves her sisters the most and and she don’t play bout her money .
Get the Allannhamug. Leabeth is known for her kindness and outgoing attitude. She’s passionate about her work and pours her heart into relationships with friends and family. She values friendships and relationships and spends time growing them and nurturing them. She’s got beautiful long blonde hair, fierce green eyes and can be described as buxom. Leabeth has an old soul, loves to read books and learn, and believes in education and continuous improvement and learning.
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